>You know I told you about the burglary we had? Well, I forgot one minor detail.. They almost went off with my Willie’s Cacao block. For those who don’t know what it looks like, I googled a photie for you.
It’s usual residing place was next to my Kenwood mixer on my baking work surface. We found it on the windowsill. In their drunken haze, for they must have been drunk to have taken my washing up liquid, they must have taken it thinking it was something else. The cold Southern softie winter must have knocked some sense into them and they must have come to the realisation that it’ll be a long time before anyone would start selling gold foil wrapped wacky baccy hash in Waitrose.